Where Is Santa?

Santa Claus gets around 
but the Grumpy Elf 
can help you find him!

Where Is SantaRight Now(The short answer)

I'm Santa's Grumpy Elf (and I'm still grumpy because of all these questions I have to answer!)

Where Is Santa Claus now?  I guess that depends where you left him!  Oh, I sleighme with that silly joke!  Ok, ok, can't a grumpy elf tell a joke?!

So back to your question: Where is Santa?  Well, right now, Santa is at the North Pole having a long winter's nap after delivering presents all Christmas Eve.  Shh!

 

How Else CanI Find Santa?